Friday, July 29, 2011

Formal Requests

Post your formal request for me here.  Remember, grammer and style count as well as eloquence.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

My interns

I am a busy woman.  Aside from being the lovely lady you see at night, I have other responsibilities.  So, I have interns that assist me.  The get me coffee, promote me in their chat rooms and other social sites, and get me small things I cant be bothered to.  In reward, they are allowed to bask in my presence and enjoy the gratification of a job well done.  I love my interns and they get 'special' attention.

The application process is this;
Leave a comment here requesting to be considered for the position, list your qualifications and any areas you think you need improvement.  Photos are accepted.
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Fetch me a coffee
Wait.

From Vannila to Rocky Road

Some history of my adult entertainment experience.  After I got back for living in Germany I looked around for a 'regular' job. I couldn't find anything that paid sufficiently, so one day after my umpteenth application delivery I turned my motorcycle into a strip club.  My GF in Germany was a stripper before she joined the Army and I was intrigued.  I saw booze, and being from FL originally, my experience said booze equaled no nudity.  A big surprise when the woman on stage was wearing nothing bu a belly chain and go-go boots!

I had a drink, talked to the manager, bartender, and a dancer.  Then I went to buy a proper pair of shoes to come back that night.  I danced there for a few years, then the urge to travel hit me again, so I found clubs to work at wherever I was at.  So were swanky, some we dives; none of them was like the club I was 'raised' in.

After I broke my legs I decided not to go back to dancing and worked as a teachers assistant.  That lasted a couple years and I needed to supplement my income.  I was cruising Craigslist for one-off jobs and came across an ad for web camming.  After going through their sign up process and doing some research I decided I could do this myself-- and voila!  Here I am.

As a newbie I made all sorts of mistakes; I have learned from MOST of them.  Now I'm expanding my presence and developing into more of who I am.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

My pets

As a Lady, I love my pets.  Boys and girls who I keep to stroke my ego and love to be owned by a Lady.  They wear collars;  they become trained to go on newspaper and eat from a bowl.  We live chat while I stroke a stuffed animal and pretend it is them.  They may buy two pairs of shoes and send one to me so they may kiss and lick them.  They buy presents for my dogs because my babies are better than they are.

Instructions for my puppies. 
Get yourself  a collar and leash with a tag that reads Darbys Pet or your pet name- if I have given you one.

I don't nesscarily believe in crate training, but I may in certain circumstance.  You should have a dog bed or other place to sleep.

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Monday, July 18, 2011

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Guys vs Girls.

I'm bi-sexual, meaning that I am attracted to men and women in romantic and sexual ways.  Though I didnt' know it at the time, I've been that way at least since 8th grade.  I was completely into a girl in my Spanish class.  In retrospect it was a girl crush, but at the time I just thought she was super cool and I wanted to be just like her.  I didn't have feelings like that again for a girl until after high school when I lived in Germany with some friends of my family.  And of course she was very happy to let me explore.
I had a guy friend that I was close with tell me, "It about time.  I've known that for 4 years!" Smart ass.
I frequently get asked which do I like better and the answer is both.  While I'm with one gender predominately, I eventually miss having the other.  I enjoy the different attributes of each.  I love my woman curvy and soft, with luscious boobs I can put my head on and just lie quietly.  I desire round set of hips and full lips to kiss.  I prefer my men fit, tall, and lean.  Much like a cyclist, really.  Strong thighs and great cardio stamina. 
So, ladies and gentlemen, that's your answer.

Friday, July 15, 2011

Friday, July 8, 2011

Space program

As a little girl, our classes would get to leave the classroom and watch every time the space shuttle went up.  I saw the Challenger blow up a few times thanks to our class having a TV.  I sincerely hope that the space program is not going to come up with something better.  Our great Space Shuttle (orbital bus) program in its current incarnation maybe truly has run its course.  I'm not giving up on "going boldly where no one has gone before"  I am keeping optimistic that we can make another trip to the moon or a manned mission to mars before I die.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

My .02 and then some on Casey Anthony

I am quite tired of this mess.  Poor children are aboused and abandoned- or sold!- by parents who have no business havinga child in the first place all the time.  It is tragic, and mournful what happened to that baby.  But, we dont know exactly what happened to that baby.  In the begining, prosecuters were not even going to touch the case as the admissable evidence was not deemed sufficient for a conviction.  But mob rule being what ti is; they bowed to the pressure and did it anyway.  I am not condoning this family for what occured (I beleive there is much more to this); I am merely pointing out that this is our system.  she got what she got and she will have the rest of her life to deal with it.  And Kaylee?  She is Gods' arms right now probably happier than she had ever been in her life.

Now, can we move on?  This tailer trash trollop is not worth anyone's time to dwell on; it's hours and days you will never get back.  I'm very glad Vivid reconsidered their offer; I think the poor girl might have gotten it a bit rough on set.  (Do you know what they do to child molesters and baby killers?)  As for me, I spent the morning and lunch with my beautiful neices.  And this afternnoon, writting this and uplaoding clips for you all.

Look for me smoking clove cigarettes in my fuzzy purple sweater, blue thong and sisal wedges while I sing and mope to some tunes on youtube. Darby's Clip Store
XOXOX to you all,

DarbyD